Monster Mania
BALTIMORE MARRIOTT HUNT VALLEY INN
245 Shawan Road Hunt Valley, Maryland.

HORRORFIND WEEKEND
Sept 2-4
WYNDHAM GETTYSBURG
95 Presidential Circle
Gettysburg, PA 17325

SCRATCHERS NEED NOT APPLY

3 years minimum professional shop experience. I don’t want to sound egotistical but if you don’t think you tattoo better then me don’t apply. Altho mostesty is a good quality. I dont want to work with anyone i cant learn from and i don’t want to have to be looking over someone’s should while thy’re working. I’d rather work alone then with a substandard artist.

No rockstars.

Drug and drama free is a must.

Its that time of year, I need the help of all my minions out there.

Voting is now open for best tattoo shop in Carroll County.
JUST CLICK THIS IMAGE BELOW TO BEGIN THE PROCESS or HERE.

The whole thing will take only a few minutes. “Best Tattoo Shop” is at the bottom of the fourth page of listings. Thanks in advance. While you’re in there vote for my friend Shannon at Starry Night Bakery and Coffee House.

TLC has dug their little claws into the televised tattoo fad to bastardize this industry yet again with “Tattoo School”. The show description is as follows:

“Award-winning Tattoo Artist Lisa Fasulo runs a hands-on and unconventional tattoo school in upstate NY where students from all walks of life learn how to tattoo in just two weeks. These rookie students are seeking to change their lives through tattooing. With just two intense weeks under Lisa’s instruction, they will get the experience tattooing on body after body with artwork of varying levels of difficulty.  Rookie students, models risking their skin to first time body artists, a rebellious instructor and unconventional training…who will bear the drama of competition and survive?”

Every professional tattoo artist on the planet should be appalled that schools like this even exists but more so that TLC is using this a basis for a reality show. gimmie a fucking brake. Already every loser kid who’s tired of working at 7-11 and has no real drive to succeed at anything other then sucking at life with an eBay account and the ambition to “make easy money” is scratching,  now we can get whole group of even lazier asshole watching this on TV to pick up a new trade. Its bad enough that new scratcher shops are popping up every where like boils.

Dont support this show, this channel for producing this garbage or any of these joke schools that “teach” people how to tattoo.

To get in contact with TLC directly, you can find their phone contact information here: http://corporate.discovery.com/contact/ethics-hotline/ it has the contact phone number for all the countries that air TLC programming.  The US and Canada number is 1-800-398-6395.  You can also send in a written complaint via this page: http://corporate.discovery.com/contact/viewer-relations/.

If you haven’t heard yet Jimbo is leaving the employ of House of Madness. He’ll be finishing up July then he’s moving back to the garden state, New Jersey. His reason for doing this lays solely on the fact that Jim hates to pump his own gas. His appointment book betwixt now and then is getting hectic already. Your chance to get that tribal armband you always wanted from this mongoloid prince of pain is soon coming to an end. Stop in to set up an appointment with him while you can before he disappears forever into the night or until I can talk him into a guest spot every once in a while. From all of us here at HoM (Me & Legendary Bob) we wish Jim a fond adu. Your beard, awkward sense of humor and weekly prostate examinations will be missed from the bottoms of our shriveled-up black hearts. Word, J.

so i played some Dragonforce. it sounds like old metalica

my spirit will go on